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Internet jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer. How do you find white shirts on the Internet? Use a starch engine. How does the vicar explore the Internet? With the church mouse. I hear you've been tracing your ancestors on the internet... Yes - and it's a mammoth task! I hope you're not one of those pupils who spends all day on the Net and doesn't get any exercise. Oh, no, miss, I often sit around watching TV and not getting exercise either. I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better then the one you had before. I see you've got your bill for using the Internet Yes, and my dad's really going to get the hump! I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining! Since you've discovered the Internet, you don't pay any attention to me! Who said that? So what exactly can I learn on the Internet? Anything you like - it can even teach you to talk like an Indian. How? See? It's working already. |
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