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Insect jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 How do you know if you have a tough mosquito? You slap him and he slaps you back! What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly? Try sewing buttons on a mosquito! What is the most religious insect? A mosque-ito! What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code? A morese-quito! Why are mosquitos religious? They prey on you! What do insects learn at school? Mothmatics! How do you make a butterfly? Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife! What insect lives on nothing? A moth, because it eats holes What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth? An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe! How do stones stop moths eating your clothes? Because rolling stones gather no moths! |
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