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Insect jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 What goes "snap, crackle and pop"? A firefly with a short circuit! Why did the fly fly? Why were the flies playing football in saucer? They where playing for the cup! How do fireflies start a race? Ready steady glow! If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player? The one in the sugar bowl! What did one firefly say to the other? Got to glow now! What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect? The Masked-quito! What has antlers and sucks blood? A moose-quito! Why did the mosquito go to the dentist? To improve his bite! What is a mosquito's favourite sport? Skin-diving! |
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