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Insect jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War? Robert E Flea! Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet? "Why are we running so fast?" said one Because it says "Tear along the dotted line" What did one flea say to the other after a night out? Shall we walk home or take a dog? What is a flea's favourite book? The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy! What is the most faithful insect? A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them! What insect runs away from everything? A flee! What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor? Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go! How to fleas travel? Itch hiking! Why did the firefly keep stealing things? What goes "snap, crackle and pop"? A firefly with a short circuit! Which fly makes films? Stephen Speilbug! |
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