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Insect jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 One woodworm met another. "How's life?" she asked. "Oh, same as usual," he replied, "boring." What is the difference between an elephant and a flea? An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants! What did the bee say to the naughty bee? Bee-hive yourself! Who writes books for little bees? Bee-trix Potter! Why did the bee started talking poetry? He was waxing lyrical! What's more dangerous than being with a fool? Fooling with a bee! What's black, yellow and covered in blackberries? A bramble bee! How does a queen bee get around her hive? She's throne! First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil. First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up trash? Second Caribou: The litterbug. |
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