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Insect jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 Why don't anteaters get sick? Because they're full of anty-bodies! What do you call a scruffy, lazy ant? Decadant. What do you call a stupid ant? Antwerp. What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married? Ant-elopers. Where do you take a sick wasp? To waspital. What is the wasps' favorite song? Just a Spoonful of Sugar. Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder what stops it from falling down. Owner: I think the woodworm are holding hands. How do fireflies start a race? Ready, steady, glow! What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly? An insect that can find its way around a dark closet. If a flea and a fly pass each other what time is it? Fly past flea. |
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