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Insect jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 What kind of doctors are like spiders? Spin doctors! Why are spiders like tops? They are always spinning! What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late? Your spinning me a yarn here! QUESTION: What do you get from a bee that has an udder? ANSWER: Milk and honey. What kind of bugs bother sporting dogs? Ath-fleats! How to fleas travel? Itch hiking! What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor? Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go! First Caribou: What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot? Second Caribou: Micky Moth! Boy: What's the biggest ant in the world? Girl: My Aunt Boy: No, it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt What do you call an ant with frog's legs? An antphibian. |
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