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Insect jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 Why are spiders good swimmers? They have webbed feet! What is red and dangerous? Strawberry and tarantula jelly! What did the spider say to the fly? We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing? How do you spot a modern spider? He doesn't have a web he had a website! What are spiders webs good for? Spiders! What do you call a big irish spider? Paddy long legs! What is a spiders favourite TV show? The newly web game! What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant? I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses! What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre? A spinning wheel! What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses? If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital! |
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