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Insect jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been! What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden! What makes a glow worm glow? A light meal! Why do worms taste like chewing gum? Because they're wrigleys! What is life like for a wood worm? Boring! What did the spider say when he broke his new web? Darn it! What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad? It became a daddy short legs! What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose? I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it! Why did the spider buy a car? So he could take it out for a spin! What does a spider do when he gets angry? He goes up the wall! |
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