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Insect jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs! How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted! What's a glow worms favourite song? Wake me up before you glow glow! Why was the glow worm unhappy? Because her children weren't that bright! What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer? Light ale! What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid! What did the maggot say to another? What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this! What did the woodworm say to the chair? It's been nice gnawing you! How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light! Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load! |
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