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Insect jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 What did one centipede say to the other centipede? You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs ....! What pillar doesn't need holding up? A caterpillar! What does a cat go to sleep on? A caterpillow! What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day? Turns over a new leaf! What is the definition of a caterpillar? A worm in a fur coat! Why don't other bugs like earwigs? Because they are always earwigging their conversations! What kind of wig can hear? An earwig! What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs? Ear we go! What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one! Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs! |
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