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Insect jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet? He wanted to see the floor show! What's the biggest moth in the world? A mammoth! Why was the moth so unpopular? He kept picking holes in everything! What do you call a grasshopper with no legs? A grasshover! What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk? A centipede with a wooden leg! Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team? He took too long to put his boots on! What is worse than an alligator with toothache? A centipede with athlete's foot! What has 50 legs but cant walk? Half a centipede! Why was the centipede late? Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother! What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken? Enough drumsticks to feed an army! |
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