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Insect jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him? He's bee-witched! Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to work? A: A buzzness suit! What has four wheels and flies? A rubbish bin! What lives in gum trees? Stick insects! What is the biggest ant in the world? An elephant! What's a bee-line? The shortest distance between two buzz-stops! First Caribou: What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind? Second Caribou: A maybee. Q: What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies? - A: Should we walk home or take a dog? What happened to the man who turned into an insect? He just beetled off! What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee? A humdinger. |
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