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Horse jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 What has four legs and see just as well from either end? A horse with his eyes closed! What is a horse's favourite sport? Stable tennis! What is a horses favourite kind of party? A stall ball. What is a horses favourite TV show? Neeeebours What is a jockey's motto? Put your money where your mount is! What is a thespian pony? A little horse play! What is horse sense? Stable thinking and the ability to say nay! What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse? A tale of whoa! What is the difference between a horse and a duck? One goes quick and the other goes quack! What is the strongest animal? A racehorse, because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once! |
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