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Horse jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 What do you give a sick horse? Cough stirrup. What does ever horse and rider do at the same time? Grow old! What does it mean if you find a horse shoe? Some poor horse is walking around in his socks. What duo were famous for stealing horses? Bonnie and Clydesdale! What equine likes to cut in line? A sawhorse! What goes "Clip"? A one legged horse! What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse? Two bits! What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on? It made him shy! What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill? It bucked! What happened to the man who owned a riding academy? Business kept falling off! |
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