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Horse jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water? Jockey and Jill! What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek? I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard! What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show? I wish I could hear you whinnie. What did the wife say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down car? Stop beating a dead hearse! What disease do horses fear most? Hay Fever! What do you call a horse that plays the violin? Fiddler on the hoof! What do you call a horse that's been all around the world? A globe-trotter! What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds? A zebra! What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A hoarse horse! What do you call the horse than lives next door? A neighbour! |
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