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History jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 Why did Henry VIII have so many wives? He liked to chop and change! What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne? Sat down! Where was the Magna Carta signed? At the bottom! I'm learning ancient history? So am I, lets go for a walk and talk over old times! My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself! What do history teachers make when they want to get together? Dates! The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon. How many galleons did the get to the mile! What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse? Giddy up horsey! How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships? With their eyes shut! What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years old? A year older on his birthday! |
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