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History jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 Why were the early days of history called the dark ages? Because there were so many knights! Why did Arthur have a round table? So no one could corner him! Who invented King Arthur's round table? Sir Circumference! What was King Arthur's favourite game? Knights and crosses! What was Camelot? A place where people parked their camels! What was Camelot famous for? It's knight life! When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight? When they had lots of sleepless knights! What English King invented the fireplace? Alfred the grate! What famous chiropodist ruled England? William the Corn-cutter! Whose son was Edward, the Black Prince? Old King Coal! |
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