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History jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving? They wanted another excuse to watch football. What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans? Speaking Latin! Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons? He wanted Mark Antony! Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America? On their feet! Why does history keep repeating itself? Because we weren't listening the first time! Who succeeded the first President of the USA? The second one! If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas? His wife! When did Caesar reign? I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did, didn't they hail him? Why did the Romans build straight roads? So their soldiers didn't go around the bend! What did Caesar say to Cleopatra? Toga-ether we can rule the world! |
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