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Halloween jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead! What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party? Hallowieners! What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy? Lots a candy. What do witches eat at Halloween? Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie! What do stupid kids do at Halloween? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins! How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel! Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky. Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween? They're used to people 'goblin' them! What kind of protozoa likes Halloween? An amoeboo! What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pump-kin! |
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