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Halloween jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. 'Are you here as a ghost?' asked his friends 'No, I'm an undercover agent". Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween? It was for 'tick or tweet'! What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved. They couldn't stir without her. What do fishermen say on Halloween? "Trick-or-trout!" What do birds say on Halloween? "Trick-or-tweet!" Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?" Girl 2: "Sure. The more, the scarier!" What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day? The Fourth of Ghoul-ly! Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts? Because it was Hulaween! Where's the most dangerous place to go trick-or-treating? On the psycho path! What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas? A ghoul Yule! |
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