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Hair and bald jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 What do you call a pen with no hair? A bald point! What do you call a policeman with blonde hair? A fair cop! What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser? Radio waves! What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement? Permanent waves! How does a barber make phone calls? He cuts them short. What side of a monster has more hair? The outside! Knock Knock Who's there! Barber! Barber who? Barberd wire! Why do polo bears like bald men? Because they have a great, white, bear place! What do you call a proton with big hair? A 'froton. A guy admired the hair of three girls. He walked by one and asked, "How'd you get such lovely blonde hair" Taking her hand and gently running it through her hair, the girl answered, "It's natural." The guy walked by the second girl and asked, "How'd you get such pretty brown hair?" Fluffing her hair, the second girl said, "It's natural." Finally the guy approached the third girl and asked, "How'd you get such cool green hair?" Taking her hand and rubbing it up past her nose, then skimming it through the hair, she said, "It's natural." |
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