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Hair and bald jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 How much for a haircut? Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave? Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head. What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday? Cruising on a clipper. Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg? Because he always uses a razor. Barber: Your hair is getting grey, Sir. Customer: I'm not surprised - hurry up, will you? Barber: And how old are you, little man? Fred: Eight. Barber: And do you want a haircut? Fred: Well, I certainly didn't come in for a shave! My barber is a specialist in road map shaves. How come? When he's finished, your face is full of short cuts. Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in? Customer: No. Barber: Oh dear! Then I must have cut your throat. Doctor, Doctor my hair keeps falling out, can you give me anything to keep it in? Yes, here is a paper bag! Why did the bald man go outside? To get some fresh hair! When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet? When your bald! |
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