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Gorilla jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money? It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you! Why do primates do so well in show biz? Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines! A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared, 'Who is the king of the jungle?'and the deer replied, 'Oh, you are, Master.' The gorilla walked off pleased. Soon he came across a zebra drinking at a water hole. The gorilla roared, 'Who is the king of the jungle?' and the zebra replied, 'Oh, you are, Master.' The gorilla walked off pleased. Then he came across an elephant. 'Who is the king of the jungle?' he roared. With that, the elephant threw the gorilla across a tree and jumped on him. The gorilla scraped himself up off the ground and said, 'Okay, okay, there's no need to get mad just because you don't know the answer. Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: They have big fingers. Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece of raw meat on his head? A. He thought he was a gorilla. (griller)! |
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