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Gorilla jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 Why did the Ape jump off the building? He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of! Why did the girl Gorilla, engaged to the invisible man, call off the wedding? Because in the last analysis she just couldn't see it! Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army? To avoid the draft! Why did the Gorilla fail English? He had little Ape-titude! Why did the Gorilla visit Italy? An advertisement's headline enticed him - See Ape-les and die! Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings? The elevator men are on strike! Why do Apes like tall buildings? They want to climb the heights of the business world! Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods? They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle! Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter? They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him! Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies? Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter, there's a Gorilla in my soup! |
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