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Gorilla jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 Which song title makes an Ape heartsick? Gorilla My Dreams! Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug! Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet? Ben/Anna! Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most? Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes! Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright? Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape! Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years? Hairy Truman! Why are Gorillas underpaid? They're willing to work peanuts! Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues? His balk was worse than his bite! Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two? Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare! Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent? The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite! |
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