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Gorilla jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 What's hairy and flies through the air? Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla! When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory? The day they started to manufacture animal crackers! When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree, where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land? Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree! Where did the Gorilla play baseball? In the bush leagues,of course! Which author do the Gorillas love most? Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath! Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush? The Naked Ape! Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed by a Gorilla jumping off a tall building? Fall-adelphia! Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy? An ape-ricot sour! Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb? A fiend in need is a fiend indeed! Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up? Nutty Marietta! |
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