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Gorilla jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 What gives a gorilla good taste? Four years in an Ivy League school! What happened when the Ape won the door prize? He didn't take it - he already had a door! What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla? Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth to speak, you'd listen! What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus? You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves! What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes? A banana split! What is the Ape monster's name? Godzilla Gorilla! What political party entices most Gorillas? The Treepublican Party! What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard? It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla! What's black, brown and white, black, brown and white, brown and white, etc.? A Gorilla riding down a snowbank! What's black, hairy, and writes under water? A ball-point gorilla! |
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