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Gorilla jokes

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What gives a gorilla good taste?

Four years in an Ivy League school!


What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!


What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth to speak, you'd listen!


What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!


What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!


What is the Ape monster's name?

Godzilla Gorilla!


What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!


What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!


What's black, brown and white, black, brown and white, brown and white, etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!


What's black, hairy, and writes under water?

A ball-point gorilla!








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