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Gorilla jokes

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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul, stop monkeying around!


What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!


What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign, 'Clean Washroom'?

He cleaned it!


What did the great Ape say as he plummeted from the skyscraper?

Listen baby, I think I'm falling for you!


What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper?

Listen, hotshots, don't monkey around with me!


What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!


What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!


What does a Gorilla attorney study?

The Law of the jungle!


What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!


What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!








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