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Gorilla jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 How do you make a Gorilla float? Two scoops of ice cream, some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla! How do you make a Gorilla laugh? Tell it an elephant joke! How do you make a Gorilla stew? You keep it waiting for three hours! How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae! How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes? Hold up your arm and say 'Go back, you didn't say 'May I? How does a Gorilla become another animal? When a Mafia don hires a 'big Gorilla' to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon! If George Raft's wife gave birth to twin Gorillas, would they be the Apes of Raft? If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom, what do you have? A very large bedroom. If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great Lakes, what will it become? Wet! What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas? As little as possible, dummy! |
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