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Ghost jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler. One night, after closing time a barman is sitting at his bar minding his own buisiness, when a spectral hound floats in through the door. The barman, being an exceptionally cool kind of guy, asks "yeah, what do you want?". The phantom hound explains, in a haunting voice "I've lost my tail...... and cannot rest until a kindly barman stitches it back-on". At this request the barman stands back astonished and says to the phantom dog..... "Sorry, but we don't re-tail spirits at this time of night". Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another? A: By scareplane. Q: What directions did the ghost give the goblin? A: "Make a fright turn at the corner." What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off? Ban-she, ban-she! This girl wanted to marry a ghost. I can't think what possessed her. Where would you take a ghost for lunch? Pizza Haunt! Why are haunted houses so noisy in April? That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming! Student l: "Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution?" Student 2: "They are?" Student 1: "Sure. It's in the Bill of Frights!" What do you call a ghost at midnight? A sheet in the dark! |
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