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Ghost jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 Which ghost ate too much porridge? Ghouldilocks. Did you hear about the sick ghost? He had oooooo-ping cough. How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat? You use a spirit level. What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost? Spook when you're spooken to. What is a ghost's favorite Wild West town? Tombstone. When do ghosts play tricks on each other? On April Ghoul's Day Why don't ghosts make good magicians. You can see right through their tricks. What sort of violin does a ghost play? A dreadivarius. Which day of the week do ghosts like best? Moandays. Why were the ghosts wet and tired? They had just dread-ged the lake. |
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