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Ghost jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 What are pupils at ghost schools called? Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls. What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips? Snacks that go crunch in the night. What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall? The nightmayor. Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated into my room! Ghost: Don't worry, ma'am, I'm just passing through. What did one ghost say to another? I'm sorry, but I just don't believe in people. What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping? Lazy bones. Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship? The skeleton crew. What do young ghosts write their homework in? Exorcise books. A butler came running into his important master's office. "Sir, sir, there's a ghost in the corridor. What shall I do with him?" Without looking up from his work the master said, "Tell him I can't see him." Ghost: Are you coming to my party? Spook: Where is it? Ghost: In the morgue - you know what they say, the morgue the merrier. |
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