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Ghost jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert? Dr Spook. Which ghost ate too much porridge? Ghouldilocks. What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub? The landlord said "Sorry, we don't serve spirits." What is a ghost boxer called? A phantomweight. What happened to the ghost who went to a party? He had a wail of a time. Did you hear about the ghost comedian? He was booed off stage. Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to fly? He was pleased to be back on terror-firma. Did you hear about the ghost who enjoyed doing housework? He used to go round with the oooo-ver. A man was staying in a big old house and in the middle of the night he met a ghost. The ghost said, "I have been walking these corridors for 300 years." The man said, "in that case, can you tell me the way to the toilet?" Who did the ghost invite to his party? Anyone he could dig up. |
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