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What do you call a rich frog?

A gold-blooded reptile.

What did one frog say.to the other?

Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

He had his own frog-horn.

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new?

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it, rub it, rub it.

Q: Why are frogs so happy?

A: They eat whatever bugs them!

Q: What does a bankrupt frog say?

A: "Baroke, baroke, baroke."

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