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Frog jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 What do you call a frog spy? A croak and dagger agent! What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair? Lily! How did the toad die? He simply croaked! What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak? Morse toad! Whats the world weakest animal? A toad, he croaks if you even touch him! Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions? A hot frog! What happens if you eat a hot frog? You'll croak in no time! Where do frogs leave their hats and coats? In the croakroom! Where do you get frogs eggs? At the spawn shop! Why didn't the female frog lay eggs? Because her husband spawned her affections! |
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