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Frog jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 What kind of shoes to frogs like? Open toad sandals! What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony? The Brit Awarts! Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants? They always want to play leap frog with him Why is a frog luckier than a cat? Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times! What do toads drink? Croaka-cola! What do frogs drink? Hot croako! Where do frogs keep their treasure? In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow! What do you call a 100 year old frog? An old croak! What do you get if cross a frog with some mist? Kermit the Fog! What's a toads favourite sweet? Lollihops! |
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