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Frog jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 Whats green and can jump a mile a minute? A frog with hiccups! Why did the lizard go on a diet? It weighed too much for its scales! Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender! Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender! Why was the frog down in the mouth? He was un hoppy! How do frogs die? They kermit suidide! What's a frogs favourite flower? A croakus! Whats a frogs favourite game? It's croak-et! What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog? A croaker spaniel! What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad? Star Warts! |
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