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Frog jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth! What jumps up and down in front of a car? Froglights! What happened when a frog joined the cricket team? He bowled long hops! Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? He had his own frog horn! What do you say to a hitchhiking frog? Hop in! What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry? A hoppercraft! What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? Hoppalong Cassidy! When is a car like a frog? When it's becing toad! Why do frogs have webbed feet? To stamp out forest fires! What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart's new! |
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