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Food jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 Knock Knock Who's there! Butter! Butter who? Butter wrap up - it's cold out here! WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie. HUSBAND: Which is this? WIFE: "You look tired, honey. How about a nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?" HUSBAND: "No thanks. I'm too tired. Let's just eat at home." Q: What what can you make from baked beans and onions? A: Tear gas. Several women were discussing what they should have for dinner. "If you're watching your weight," came one suggestion, "those diet frozen dinners are good." The man then added: "But get two. They're small." Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice? Why? Do I look like one? Would you like a duck egg for supper? Only if you quack it for me. What vegetable needs a plumber? A leek. What's a fresh vegetable? One that insults a farmer. Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the woods? One was "a-salted." |
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