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Fishing jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea? Jack the kipper! What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend? 'Your plaice or mine'! Why is a fish easy to weigh? Because it has its own scales! What did the sardine call the submarine? A can of people! Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea? Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave teh key outside! Why do penguins eat fish? Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them. Where do fish come from? Finland! Which fish dresses the best? The Swordfish - It always looks sharp! What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout? Monkfish! What kind of fish will help you hear better? A herring aid! |
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