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Fishing jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 Which fish go to heaven when they die? Angelfish! What bit of fish doesn't make sense? The piece of cod that passeth all understanding! What kind of money do fishermen make? Net profits! What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's leg and a hand? Birdsthigh fish fingers! Two parrots are sitting on a perch. The first one says to the other "can you smell fish?". What TV game show do fish like best? Name that tuna! What part of a fish weighs the most? It's scales! What do you call a literary fish? Salmon Rushdie! What fish do road-menders use? Pneumatic krill! What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings? A fish tank! |
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