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Fishing jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 Why are fish no good at tennis? They don't like to get too close to the net! What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head? Ray! How do you post a fish? You send it COD ... or first bass mail Where do you go to meet the best fish? It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do. What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on? A Perch! Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line? eFISHancy! What is a knight's favourite fish? A swordfish! What fish is best to have in a boat? A Sailfish. How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea? Skates! How do the fish get to school? By octobus! |
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