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Fishing jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 What's a sea serpent's favourite meal? Fish and ships! Why are fish so gullible? They fall for things hook, line and sinker! How do you communicate with a fish? You drop it a line! What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather? Skate! Where are most fish found? Between the head and the tail! What fish sounds like a telephone? Herring, herring...herring, herring...herring, herring. How do you tune a fish? With its scales! What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment? A flat fish! What's the best way to catch a fish? Have someone throw it at you. How did the fish's tail get stuck in the anchor chain? It was just a fluke! |
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