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Fishing jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 What do naked fish play with? Bare-a-cudas! Why are fish cleverer than humans? Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human? What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd? He called the piano tuna! Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear? Because they have electric 'eels! What was the name of Tom Sawyer's fish? Huckleberry Fin! Why are gold fish orange? The water makes them rusty! What will santa bring your fish this christmas? A scale letrix! What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish? Tsardines! What do romantic fish sing to each other? Salmon-chanted evening! What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse? The Codfather! |
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