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Farmer jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 Did you hear about the farmer's boy who hated the country? He went to the big city and got a job as a shoeshine boy and so the farmer made hay while the sun shone! Why was the farmer hopping mad? Because someone had trodden on his corn! Camper: Is it easy to milk a cow? Farmer: Sure it is. Any jerk can do it. Camp Woodland was across the road from a dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large bull. 'Is that bull safe?' someone asked the farmer. 'Safer than you are!' was his answer. Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens? He wanted them to lay coloured eggs! How does a farmer send messages? By e-i-e-i-o-mail. What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer? A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a farmer gathers what he sows. Why are farmers cruel? Because they pull corn by the ears. What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once? I'm on the horns of a dilemma here! Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar? He wanted sweet and sour pork! |
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