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Face jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 "Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face." Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours? Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it! Witch: Doctor, I can't help pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Well there's nothing terrible about that. Witch: It is when the people with ugly faces don't like them being pulled. A little boy came running into the kitchen. "Dad, dad," he said, "there's a monster at the door with a really ugly face." "Tell him you've already got one," said his father. Boy: You've got a face like a million dollars. Girl: Have I really? Boy: Yes? it's green and wrinkly. Fred's new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better grip. A woman just back from Arizona was telling her friends about the trip. "When my husband first saw the Grand Canyon, his face dropped a mile," she said. "Why, was he disappointed with the view?" "No, he fell over the edge." |
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