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Face jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the screen. "if I ever stop hating girls," said one to the other, "I think I'll stop hating her first." I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception. Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her cheek it takes one look at her face and rolls straight up again? Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up. Harry: Do you think so? Fred: Yes. It's so thick that if you tell her a joke, five minutes after she's stopped laughing her face is still smiling! Wife to Husband: I'll have you know I've got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back, you're wearing it out. Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Don't worry, I don't expect anyone will notice. Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle? Harry: In as much as it covers most of your face, yes. You can read his mind in his face. Yes, it's usually a complete blank. First Witch: I like your toad. He always has such a nice expression on his face. Second Witch: It's because he's a hoptimist. How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face? I forgot to wet the soap. |
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