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Ethnic jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes? A: In France. Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by .swallowing 100 pain killers? A: After two he began to feel better. Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years? A: Somebody dropped a shekel. Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian? He made himself an offer he couldn't understand. How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? They all gather around their cash registers and sing "What a Friend We Have In Jesus..." What's the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother? An Italian mother says, "If you don't eat it, I'll kill you." A Jewish mother says, "If you don't eat it, I'll kill myself." Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus? A: He comes down the chimney, wakes up the children and says, "Hey kids, do you want to buy some toys?" Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake? A: It did $100 million worth of improvements. A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder...the bartender looks up and says " where the hell did you get that thing? The Parrot replies " Over in Africa, there's millions of them "!!!! Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery? 3 dollars a year for a million years. |
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