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Ethnic jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street. "Oy, Abraham, I'm sorry to hear about that fire at your warehouse". "Ssh!" hisses the other, "It's not till next week". Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street. "Well, Morrie, how's your warehouse business going?" . "Oy vey, Abraham, it's not going so good, we had a flood last week." "So, Morrie," whispers Abraham "How do you start a flood?". Why don't mexicans have checking accounts? It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line. Why don't mexicans have barbeques? the beans keep slipping through the grill. What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500. What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist. What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? - Quattro Sink-o Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry? A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she's old enough. If it isn't, cut the barrel down a bit. Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? A: To meet chicks. How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb? It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout! |
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